Thursday, May 6, 2010

The Water Cinderella.


Once upon a time in a land far away down in the ocean was a girl named Cinderella .She was a mermaid ,half fish ,and half human .Cinderella was one of the most beautiful Merwoman in the sea .When Cinderella was young her mother died .Then her father remarried to a wicked women with two daughters of her own .Her sisters were very jealous of her .One day while Cinderella was out at the market she ran in to an old friend named Aurther .They talked for minutes then hours .When she saw the clock she laughed and said that she must get home then swam away .When she got home she couldn't stop thinking about Aurther .Then came a knock at the door it was a invitation from the prince stating that he was going to have a ball Sunday night .It said that all young ladies would be invited .When her stepsisters read the note they swam for joy . The night of the ball the three girls went mad .They tore through a million dresses .Cinderella had to iron ,wash ,sew ,and stitch a million things .After five hours with clothes digging they finally ran out the door and to the carriage ,but of course Cinderella did not get to go because she did not have a dress .As Cinderella sat by the beds and wept a bright light filled the room .Then when the smoke cleared there was a form of a woman .Then she said "Why do you weep my girl". Then Cinderella Said " Because i can't go to the ball in rags", "But of course you can't" she said.Then she told her to find six hermit crabs,one fish and, the BIGGEST coral leaf she can find. After that she had a coachman, six dolphins, and a carriage .Then she said "Fairy god mother I still have rags""of course how can I forget with a wave of her wand she turned her rags into a gorges dress.Then she said" I have one warning for you at the stroke of twelve you must be back because you'll be back in rags" .Then Cinderella road away. Then moments later she arrived at the ball .When she walked in everyone stopped and starred .All of the sudden the prince came up to her and asked her to dance ,but she said"No thank you I'm waiting for someone" .Then he said" How can you reject me" "Like this" .Then she swam away . Then another boy swam in it was Aurther .As Cinderella swam towards him the prince got in between them and turned towards Aurther and said"Why do you dare come to this ball" and he said"To see Cinderella" .Then she said "Aurther lets go" . Then they swam away .The prince watched them dance the whole night.Then the clock stroke twelve and she swam away. As Aurther swam after her .The prince came outside to discover a glass mask then he went back inside and said"Who's mask is this""Fine I prince charming will set out to ever girls house the girl who fits this she shall be my wife" .Some were of in the mist Aurther was trying to catch up to Cinderella, but it was to late he had lost her.
The next day the prince set out on his journey for his new wife ,but somewhere off in the other part of the village Aurther was off to find Cinderella .After days and days the prince could not find the girl he met last night.Then he remembered something her name (Cinderella).Then when the prince came to the last Cinderella's house ,so did Aurther then at the exact same moment the prince and Aurther both came up to Cinderella's house. Then they both said"I call her".Then they both raced to door then she stepped out in her rags and said"Aurther" Happily.Then she looked over and saw the prince and threw a bucket and said"Get out of here stay away from me". Then the prince said" I can give everything I the world " .Then Aurther said "I only have my love to give you" .Then they both asked "will you marry me".Then she yelled "Yes" and the prince thought she said yes to him and yelled "yes" ,and dragged her away. Then Aurther sat there sad and alone thinking how could she say no.Then he relized Cinderella had said she loved him and he wasn't gonna lose her to that snot nose prince. Back at the palace Cinderella kept trying to explain that she said yes to Aurther ,but he wouldn't listen then the day of the wedding day (
Aurther was band ,so he did not come or did he).
"Were gathered here to day" The sermon said bla bla bla all that boring stuff . Then he said"Who does not believe in this wedding speak now or forever hold your peace".Then Aurther walked in and said"I".Cinderella swam into his arms and he said "Will you marry me" then she said "yes".The next day Cinderella and Aurther were married .The prince got her sisters .Her father got married to a sales woman from Ye Old Macy's.Then they all lived happily ever after.Well Cinderella did anyway.THE END.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Last Weekend.


Here's what I did this weekend. On Saturday I was home at the castle with the prince getting ready for the ball. I was so excited this would be one of the first balls I've attended in along time. Then at 6:00 o'clock sharp the ball started and we danced and talked forever. Then trouble struck. My stepsisters barged through the door. I knew trouble was just around the corner. Then they walked or did something sort of a waltz to the beverage table that was were it happen blank thought blank had hit her when they started yelling at each other like meddling fools.As i walked towards them somebody stepped on my dress. As I fell towards the ground a shrimp past my head.Then another, then another. When I finally got back up an apple hit my head. I jumped up furious ducked a pineapple pie then marched towards them snatched a pear from one of my sisters and asked "WHAT ARE YOU DOING". Then the prince walked in I had to do something about my sisters before the whole castle comes down. Then I had an idea I gave my sisters sugar and they went nuts after they fell asleep in the garden I went back inside, but the party was over I had spent he whole night getting rid of my sisters, but I'm a princess now .Theres alot more party to go around, so as i go back to my room.As I layed down I asked myself was that party really all that important.There you go that's my Saturday.
Lets get on with Sunday. Now Saturday was sort of a bust, but Sunday was, so much better. First in the morning I went to the garden for a morning stroll. Then later I went to the race track. Today I was gonna wright a hourse.